blondeisawesome:

Fun with auto correct shortcuts: changed the word “ok” to “herpes” on my sisters phone

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful
playnoh:

its a metaphor

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via johnlockscience)

sexdosis:

I WANNA GO ON A ROAD TRIP THIS SUMMER WITH GOOD FRIENDS AND GO CAMPING AND DO SHROOMS 

I WANNA DO SHROOMS

(via expecto-patrocum)

I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.
(via iridicat)

(Source: lovel-ylesbian, via jenmurillo)